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Italics denotes conversation over a com-link.
Conversations in a Jefferies Tube
Conversation 1
By BT
"Wanna hear the latest bit of juicy gossip?"
"What's up?"
"For starters, do you know the Chief is single again?"
"Old news buddy. Don't tell me you're planning on making a pass at her."
"Nope, not me. Someone else might though."
"Vorik? I didn't think his Pon Farr was due for at least five years."
"No! Not the Vulcan. Rumor has it Seven of Nine has an eye for the Chief."
"The Borg? You're sure it's not one of her projects in reclaiming her humanity?"
"No. She's done with those. Also, she turned the Doctor down remember..."
"I do remember that. So... give me the details!"
"Hang on... I've found the damaged EPS relay. Man, what a mess. Johnston to Torres."
Torres here.
"The EPS relay is totally burned out Chief. We need to replace the whole thing."
Tell Carey what you need. Torres out!
"Now, where was I? Oh yes... Tal Celes reported in a little early a few days ago and caught a glimpse of what looked like Klingon love poems just before Seven logged off. Since we both know there is only one Klingon on board...
"I'll be damned. I've never figured Seven to be gay."
"Like you can tell."
"I guess 'resistance is futile'."
"Indeed. In the meantime, let's get this relay fixed ok?"
The End